Artie reported that Scott lost his virginity to Erin Moran and had to confront her on his new reality show. Scott said it made things really awkward, because it happened even before they made "Joanie Loves Chachi" together. Howard asked Scott what he did when a girl smelled "down there," and Scott told Howard how he would finger a smelly girl and then subtly get the girl to smell his finger. Scott then told the crew how he once confronted Jenny McCarthy because she claimed he was stalking her.
Howard asked Scott how long he waited to have sex with famous women, and Scott revealed that he waited a month with Pam, Nicolette Sheridan, and Heather Locklear. Artie laughed and asked Scott how many girls he's shared with Tommy Lee. Scott said he goes out with his buddies a lot, and when they tire of the chase, they "go ugly early," which means taking home a less attractive girl early instead of sticking around later in order to snag the hot ones.