High Pitch Mike came in with photos from his solo trip to Disneyland. Gary said he saw the pictures, and they look like the vacation Lee Harvey Oswald took before he shot Kennedy.
Mike said he wouldn't show the crew the photos until Artie got on the scale. Artie refused, so Mike told him he'd eventually have to deal with his weight gain just as Mike had to deal with being a serial killer-loner type.
Lisa G reported that Joey Boots has been sending creepy emails to Kevin (the former intern and current employee of the Howard channels he mentioned as one of his man-crushes when he came out last month).
Gary said Kevin was really freaked out by the emails, and doesn't know what to do. Howard read an email in which Boots told Kevin that his ass looked nice in jeans.
Artie said he felt bad for Kevin, as he looks "like a deer in headlights" when discussing Boots' harassment, while Howard noted that Boots didn't just come out of the closet, he was shot out of it on a rocket.