Howard started the show bringing up Robin's crush on Peter Dinklage again, and Robin said that she's been "watching him for a long time."
Eventually, she had to admit to herself that she was attracted to him. Fred and Artie claimed that Robin was only attracted to Peter because he was a famous midget, but Robin denied that was the case. Howard also speculated that there might be more to it, as listeners have sent in pictures of Peter in which he looks a little like Gary.
Howard said that if Robin's crush ever became a real relationship, she would have a difficult time dealing with his stubby fingers and limbs. Robin acknowledged that she was wondering how he would hold her hand if they were walking in the street together. Fred thought the sex would be like a Chihuahua mounting a Golden Retriever, and Robin laughed that it might be interesting to be dominated by a little person.