Artie offered Richard $500 to drink Eve's queef water as if her vagina was a water fountain. Richard refused, so Artie wondered if it was because Eve didn't have a penis. Instead, Eve decided to blow out the candles on a cake with a queef...causing the whole crew to cheer. Yucko the Clown called to report how Beetlejuice ate blueberry yogurt out of Eve's ass last weekend. Eve explained that Rev. Bob Levy "threw" Beetlejuice into her cleavage (not her ass) to eat the yogurt, and subsequently suffered a "Beetle bite" when Beet's one tooth nicked her skin.
Howard then brought JD in so Eve could demonstrate her special nerd-pleasing lap dances. JD said Eve was "pretty good" and slapped her ass. Eve remarked that JD had a big wiener, which both Howard and Artie called a "waste." When she was done, everyone noticed that JD had a wet spot on his jeans. Eve confessed that her nylons were wet from the water stunt, not JD, so it wasn't his fault. Eve then rode the Sybian, but only for a little while, saying it would take her two hours to finish.