Howard said Sal didn't know who Buzz Aldrin was yesterday, so Jason quizzed him on history. When questioned, Sal claimed Buzz Aldrin had something to do with "Transformers," Roosevelt was the president during the Vietnam War, JFK was killed in 1974, Roosevelt had JFK killed for ending the Vietnam War, Roosevelt succeeded JFK as the President of the United States, Buzz Aldrin was JFK's vice-president, and Buzz Aldrin "proceeded" JFK as the President.
Howard brought Sal in to the studio to name six American wars in chronological order. Sal said the order was World War 1, World War 2, Civil War, Revolutionary War, Korean War, Vietnam War. Howard explained that the Revolutionary War was first, because we had to fight for our independence from England. Sal said, "But I thought we like those people." Howard told Sal that England is an American ally now, but it wasn't always that way.