Howard Hates Being Alone

Howard recounts his long, lonely nights

Howard remarked that Beth has been with her family the last two nights, and he's angry about it. He's had to take Ambien both nights. Howard acknowledged that he needs constant attention, but Robin claimed that she had made this observation about him back when his last relationship broke up. Howard didn't understand how Artie and Robin could live alone, so Robin told him they were even farther apart than he thought; her perfect partner would live on the opposite coast.