Howard brought in Jen, Miss Amputee, and Crackhead Bob to play ping-pong. Howard told Jen that she looked good, and she replied that she recently got hair extensions and D-cup breast implants. Jen said she worked as a speech and language therapist, so Howard told her she was too good for Craig Gass, her former boyfriend. Jen admitted that Craig wouldn't talk about her to his friends, because he didn't want her to affect his relationship with the show.
Howard asked Crackhead Bob what he did all day, so Bob explained that he goes to meetings and on long walks. Bob told the crew that he's never been asked to be someone's sponsor, but if he ever was, he would tell them to "take it one day at a time." Artie said he couldn't guarantee that he'll never do heroin again in his lifetime, and he didn't think Bob would be able to talk him out of it if he did. Artie added that he went out last night after doing an interview for "The Best Damn Sports Show," only to end up in a drinking contest with a girl who claimed she could out-drink him. Artie said he didn't get anywhere with the girl, but did get her number, although he later found out that she might be married.