Howard reported that Isaac from HowardTV was back from his honeymoon, so Isaac came in to accept Artie's letter and gift in person. Isaac refused to say the amount of the check Artie gave him, but under pressure, he admitted it was for $2500. Artie said he would've only given Isaac $1000 if he'd gone to the wedding, but guilt and depression upped the amount. Howard then asked Isaac how many times he had sex on his honeymoon, and Isaac said 3.
Howard asked Isaac why he invited Artie and not Gary, so Isaac explained that it wasn't just his wedding, it was his wife's as well. Isaac admitted that he beat off during his honeymoon, as "it's like a massage for me." Howard told Isaac that his wife was hot and asked him what the P.S. said at the end of Artie's letter. Isaac said he didn't know, and Artie confessed that he cut it out of the letter all together.