Brad Garrett came by to promote his upcoming comedy gigs, and noted that Ronnie the Limo Driver just asked him where he was going for Yom Kippur. Brad felt Howard should get a bigger security guard, so Howard explained that he wasn't sure Ronnie could defend him from someone like an angry Chuck Zito. Ronnie came in and said Brad's show would get canceled because he had just been in Scott the Engineer's office - "The Black Cloud Diner."
Howard asked Ronnie what he'd do if a big man like Brad went berserk, so Ronnie said he'd run. Howard told Brad that Ronnie road-raged on a tourist yesterday, but Ronnie claimed he "just moved over." Brad then joked that Ronnie was just barely larger than the clitoris in the picture Howard had just shown him. As per usual, Ronnie asked Brad, "What's wrong with you?" so Brad replied that Ronnie had better get busy rounding up the Smurfs.
Brad 'Til Death
Brad told the crew about his vacation with his ex-wife and her new man, which everyone thought was really strange arrangement. Brad said he was jealous of Howard's relationship with Beth O and asked Howard to tell him how they met, so Howard gave a short synopsis and returned the question. Brad claimed he didn't have a girlfriend, adding that he doesn't want to date actresses. Howard asked Brad about his relationship with Ray Romano, so Brad explained they enjoy playing poker and headlining comedy shows in Vegas together. Artie guessed that Brad must make $50,000 per show, but Brad told him his guess was low. Brad then told Howard about the joys of unprotected sex now that he's had a vasectomy, and denied Howard's speculation that the consistency of his ejaculate has changed.