Skippy called in to ask who could blame him for trying to go for such a hot chick. Howard asked if Haydn ruined him, and Skippy admitted that every other chick paled in comparison. Howard then asked Haydn if she would sleep with JD, but she thought he was too "rude" and looked like "the guy from Toxic Avenger." Howard asked if Haydn was involved with any other staff members, Haydn reported that she wasn't but had been hit on by Dan the Song Parody Man and Ralph.
Haydn confessed that Ralph once tried to take her to Scores and then became "a little too touchy-feely" as he tried to tickle her. Robin asked Artie if he could date an 18-year-old, but Artie thought it'd be too weird to date someone half his age. Howard then asked Skippy if Haydn was good in bed, and Skippy said "excellent." Howard told Skippy he respected him and thanked him for calling in.