Howard brought in Gianni the Armless Midget, a guy who waited outside the building to get on the show. Howard asked Gianni how he lost his arms, so Gianni explained that he was born without them; his mother was exposed to "fumes" when she was pregnant. Gianni then told the guys how he wipes himself by throwing a ball of toilet paper on the floor and sitting on it. Howard asked if Gianni masturbated, and Gianni said he managed that as well – using the Eric the Midget grinding technique.
Gianni showed the crew how he put his Mets cap on with his feet and said he used to have a girlfriend, but he felt bad about "taking advantage" of her. Howard wondered how Gianni could possibly take advantage of a woman, so Gianni explained that he wasn't really attracted to her. Gianni said he was able to dress, shave his head, open a bottle of water and pick his nose all by himself – and then demonstrated a few of his skills.