Howard revealed that he and Beth were planning to only invite family to their wedding "and then do something with friends after." Robin replied that she felt slighted, so Howard told her he'd invite her, Fred, and Artie. Artie said he'd bring Lisa G just for the chance of hooking up with her. Howard asked Lisa if she would make out with Artie if he invited her as his date, and Lisa agreed, but balked at "second base," joking that her breasts were smaller than Artie's.
Sal came in to ask if he would be invited, as "Robot Sal" (Sal with his wife in the room) was always well-behaved. Howard told Sal no, so Sal responded that he didn't know why, because he would take a bullet or stand in front of a train for Howard. Howard replied that that was exactly why Sal creeped him out. Sal countered that he didn't know one happy married couple, and Howard decided he was probably right.