Howard & Artie's Miserable Mornings

Getting up is hard to do.

Howard started off the show noting how harsh he can be when he wakes up in the morning. The only thing Beth's heard him say the past few mornings is "f—k," "shit," or combinations of the two. Artie said he used to be the same way when Dana would stay over; he'd try to make as much noise as possible so she'd have to share his early hours. Howard then repeated several times that his schedule made him miserable.