Lisa G reported on the chaos that broke out in the office when Crumbs forgot to deliver cupcakes yesterday. Gary laughed that Jon Hein, a diabetic, adjusts his insulin levels just for cupcake Wednesday. Jon came in to confirm the story; he eats differently on Tuesday night so his body is prepared to process his favorite Oreo cupcake. Gary also said Jon goes to Wendy's so often, one of the clerks knows his order by heart.
Howard read Jon Hein's itemized list of "Why Burger King Sucks," a passionate memo Jon posted in the office of the reasons why he doesn't like the fast food chain. Howard quizzed Jon on his fast food fetish, and, when presented with an F-marry-kill scenario, Jon said he'd marry Nathan's fries (because he wants to be with them forever), "f" a Double Quarter Pounder, and kill the Crumbs Oreo cupcake. Howard and Jon then bonded over their love of the burger at (the sadly defunct) McClusky's.