Howard started the show off noting that he never heard back from David Spade last night, but did get an email from Jillian Grace. In her email, Jillian used strangely formal language to deny the show's interview request, so everyone wondered if she'd already lawyered-up. Howard added that Artie was on the TMZ television show because he predicted Jillian's relationship with David Spade when he first met her. Howard then played the tape to prove it.
Artie confessed that he also had a pregnancy scare with a random chick when he was still on "The Norm Show," but when he offered to drive her to Planned Parenthood, the girl just took a morning after pill on her own. Howard said Artie should've been insulted; most girls would kill for the chance to be impregnated by a famous comic, and this chick threw away her meal ticket. Howard then read a message Jillian left on her Myspace page in which she promised to eventually comment on her situation – but only to Howard.