'Get Out of New York, Jerkoff'

Howard said he tried to discuss this weekend's Giants win with his mom, but she claimed to be offended by the "barbaric" sport of football. Howard admitted that he thought the Giants weren't going to win, so Artie countered that he did; he bet on the Giants and won again. Artie added that MLK day should always be the day after a Giants game, saying, "I got very drunk, very loud, and very anti-Tom Brady." Artie then shouted a message for Tom, who was photographed in New York yesterday: "Get out of New York City, jerk-off. Go eat the pizza in Boston."