Nicole, Prinzzess' girlfriend, came in and told the crew about a wild night she shared with Prinzzess, so Howard asked them to reenact the event. Accordingly, Prinzzess stripped off Nicole's top and began kissing her breasts, and Nicole, in turn, did the same. After the crew marveled at the girls' great natural breasts, Erica took off her top to show them her fake ones. Howard again tried to lock the girls down to hook up with Artie tonight, and Erica eventually promised him a handjob.
Gary came in to say that Nicole might be the perfect woman, and Artie agreed, saying she was "the hottest chick we've ever had up here." Artie asked the girls to line up and turn around so he could check out their asses, and when they obliged, he declared, "This is the greatest job ever!" Erica, undaunted by hyperbole, told the crew about how her dad would disown her if she dated a black guy, and Artie was (sarcastically) delighted; "Oh. Good." Somewhere in the confusion, Artie took three Subutex, explaining that he was feeling "too good" to trust himself if opiates were around.