Howard welcomed Prinzzess and Erica Ellyson, the two Penthouse chicks who hung out with Artie in Vegas a few weeks ago, to the studio. Howard asked Prinzzess about her name, so she explained that she wanted her name to be "kinky." Howard wondered why the girls didn't "do anything" with Artie in Vegas, so Prinzzess claimed she had a fiancé (and a girlfriend) and doesn't sleep with anyone else. Howard then laughed that they didn't have to sleep with Artie.
Howard asked the girls if they were sexually attracted to Artie, but when they avoided the question, he wondered if they might be more attracted to him if they knew he was going to tape an appearance on Letterman tonight. Prinzzess said she'd kiss Artie in order to escort him to Letterman, but Erica topped her, saying she'd kiss Artie and let him kiss her nipples (if he shaved first).