Howard asked how things went with the Penthouse girls yesterday, so Artie confessed it was a nightmare; the reason he was so uncomfortable when Howard was setting up the date – and why he didn't want to talk about his wild time with the girls in Vegas – was that he and Dana have been working on getting back together. Artie added that he's now exclusive with Dana, which is a good thing, as Erica, the girl who promised to give him a handjob didn't even stay through the show last night.
Artie admitted that the Penthouse girls were so hot, he almost had a "lapse of judgment" and – even then – could've gone for it. Later, when he picked them up before the show, the girls were all excited to have their picture taken on their way into the Ed Sullivan Theater. In the meantime, Vinnie Favale (CBS's Vice President of Late Night Programming, East) accidentally emailed Dana the whole plan, detailing the reservations he made for Artie and the girls at a hotel and the Penthouse club.