Howard welcomed Michelle to the studio to try to win breast implants. Howard told her that she could play "Beat the Foot," in which Bigfoot gives her clues and she has to guess the secret word. Every time she gets a correct word, she'll win $250. Bigfoot then came in, leading everyone to laugh at his new "mountain man" look, and told a story about heckling a comedian at Caroline's.
Bigfoot continued to update the crew on his recent misadventures, noting that even his local hospital has a restraining order against him. Howard asked Bigfoot if he really just turned 50, and Bigfoot began ranting about how no one gave him presents on his birthday, adding that he also recently broke up with his girlfriend. Howard then asked Michelle to leave so he could give Bigfoot the first password, "Jew."