Bigfoot's clue for "Jew" was "bum," leading Michelle to guess "derelict", but Bigfoot couldn't come up with another clue.
Howard decided it might be a better idea if Bigfoot had to guess the word, so he sent him out of the room and gave Michelle the next word, "coffee." Bigfoot came back in, and Michelle's first clue was "hot." Bigfoot guessed "cold," and after the next clue, "drink," "thirsty." Michelle continued to prompt Bigfoot with clues; "cream," much to everyone's amusement, got him to answer "jism," but "sugar" finally led him to answer "coffee."
Michelle then went outside again, and Howard gave Bigfoot the next word, "masturbate." Bigfoot's first clue, "sex," led Michelle to guess "orgasm," and the only other clue Bigfoot could come up with, "queers," made her guess "anal." Howard asked why Bigfoot would say "queers," so Bigfoot explained, "Well, what do queers do? They masturbate each other!"
So That's What a Washcloth Is ForAfter Bigfoot stepped out, Michelle was given the next word, "tampon." Michelle's first clue, "period" prompted Bigfoot to answer "Tampax." Howard accepted the answer, and Bigfoot claimed he was familiar with the subject because he'll gladly have sex with a woman on her period; "That's what a washcloth's for." Bigfoot had the same luck with his next word, "Mexican." His first clue, "border," led Michelle to answer correctly.
The Boobs and Beethoven Round
Howard congratulated both contestants on winning $750, and Bigfoot randomly claimed he had a magic cure for headaches – snorting Vicodin. Gary promised Michelle another $500 to show the crew her boobs, so Michelle flashed everyone for 5 seconds. Howard wanted to offer Bigfoot a bonus as well, so Gary brought in some "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?" questions. Howard then said he'd give Bigfoot $500 if he could get three out of five questions correct:
What was Ludwig Von Beethoven's last (or last) name? "Tiny Tim."
How many nickels are in a dollar: "20!"
Who's buried in Grant's tomb: "Grant!"
Who was the first president: "Ford."
What color is Gary's white horse: "White!"
Howard then thanked both contestants and wished them luck.