Eric Lynch Doesn't Want A Real Sex Doll Made of His Likeness

High Pitch Erik offers to be the first dude to bang the mini-sex doll

Eric the Midget called in and promised to stop selling the photo of he and Artie -- but only after 2500 are sold, with a portion of the profits going to the North Shore Animal League -- if the show promised never to produce an Eric the Midget Real Doll.

Artie laughed: "No. I don't give a f' about the animals."

High Pitch Erik then called in to say he wanted to be the first to bang the Eric the Midget Real Doll and Howard gave him the ok.