Colin Quinn stopped by to promote his upcoming stand at Caroline's and told the crew that his recent trip to fat camp was depressing: "A lot people there were pretty sick. Cancer and stuff." Colin claimed he lost 25 pounds: "I'm been swimming...it's like a '70s diet: a lot of salad." Howard asked if Colin still had chatroom sex, but Colin claimed he stopped a long time ago. Howard was surprised, as he thought Colin's been doing a lot of stuff that's beneath him recently, like Killers of Comedy road gigs. Colin replied, "No, [it's] the really high and mighty people I feel superior to."
Colin complained about touring with some of the Killers of Comedy veterans, like Shuli, Iron Sheik and Beetlejuice: "They're taken in like the broken toys of society." Artie noted that Sal is pissed about Bob Levy's new "Ultra Killers of Comedy" line-up, which gives Sal and Shuli's slots to Colin and Jim Florentine. Colin shot back that Shuli recently hijacked a show, doing a 45 minute set: "He said he was sorry, but I can tell he wasn't sorry...He's supposed to 20." Shuli came in to say it was the one time he forgot and went too long: "I never go over...You're a bitter man."