Eric the Midget called in to say that Jillian Barbarie was on his shit-list for mocking him on the Celebrity SuperFan RoundTable. Eric was even more upset with Jimmy Kimmel for calling him a "deflated volleyball," but the crew's laughs proved Jimmy's line was a killer. Howard then announced the big news: Eric will soon be coming to the studio for the first time - with the hooker who took his virginity...maybe.
Eric confessed that his family is upset with the trip that he took to the Bunny Ranch – so much so that they are talking about kicking him out of his house. Howard couldn't believe it: "Did you show your dad the chick's picture?" Eric replied that his parents feel shamed: "They think I'm starting to become an embarrassment to the family." Howard laughed: "You've always been an embarrassment to the family." However, Howard did side with Eric on this one, wondering how Eric's family could possibly find fault with a 33 year old man wanting to get laid. To which Artie added, "Yeah, you're a full grown midget."