JD came in to answer Ralph's politically correct "Top 10 Hottest Chicks at Howard's Wedding" list with one of his own. And here they are:
10. Natalie Maines.
9. Suzanna Melendez.
8. Jillian Barberie.
7. Melissa Zapin.
6. Heather Clem (Bubba the Love Sponge's wife).
5. Jill Martin.
4. Kelly Ripa.
3. Sam Simon's girlfriend.
2. Kristin Takemen (Beth's friend).
1. Cat, the girlfriend of Howard's friend Greg.
Howard and Artie took issue with JD's omissions, including Sarah Silverman, Mary McCormack and John Stamos' girlfriend.