Artie's In Love With Chaos

Howard started off the show asking Artie if he could've possibly had better weekend, and Artie laughed that probably couldn't: "I'm probably down $600 grand lifetime...but the thing is, last week I was down $641,000." Artie added that he actually has a pattern of crazy weekends, noting something Dana told him when they were breaking up: "I told her that I was in love with her to get her to stay with me, and she said, 'You're in love with chaos.'"