Howard came back from the break laughing at how freaked out the office staff was by Bobo's hair. Bobo came in to say he didn't know why: he even goes so far as to get his toupee/"hair system" "serviced" by a specialist. Howard and Artie thought he looked like Joan Jett or Pat Benatar in the 80's. Bobo wanted to win a pair of Metallica tickets, so Howard brought in Richard to play "drums" on Bobo's ass - and told Bobo he'd have to guess two of the five songs being drummed. If he failed, he'd have to take off his "hair system" if he still wanted the tickets.
Bobo pushed down his pants and bent over Richard's ass...much to Artie's displeasure. Richard slipped on a pair of rubber gloves and slapped out a beat, which Bobo guessed was "Dyer's Eve." Howard told him he was wrong - the correct answer was "Blackened," which Robin joked was what his ass was going to look like when he was done this morning. Bobo guessed the second song was "Motorbreath," which was also wrong. Richard then slapped out "One" - a relatively easy drum part to pick out - but Bobo failed again, guessing that it was "Fuel."