The California Snowball is Secular

Howard said he'd heard that John was using his "Straight Talk" salary on hookers, so John came back in to admit it was true: "Because I'm a liberal secular atheist!" John added that he had a new favorite sex act, "The California Snowball," which has something to do with kissing the hooker that just blew him in order to share the results with her. Ralph called in to say the act was gay, and Howard agreed, so John explained: "It's my own...it's the only way I can get girls." Howard thought that if you were paying the girl, you didn't have to do something that desperate as well.