Artie Has Trouble at the Border

Lisa G reported that Artie almost wasn't allowed into Canada for his Toronto gig last weekend, so Artie admitted he (and not Teddy) was the one at fault: "I lost my passport...for three hours, I turned over my apartment [looking for it] took me about an hour of paperwork but eventually they let me through the border [in a car] at Buffalo." Artie added that he was delayed even more on the way back: "5 hours in the Buffalo airport...this gig I made $81,000. After all the bullshit I took home $58,000...I was suicidal then homicidal."