Howard played a clip from yesterday's Wrap-Up Show of Will complaining that Fred hadn't attended his wedding - and, contrary to custom, had never sent a gift either. Fred insisted he hadn't forgotten, noting that proper etiquette allows an entire year to deliver a wedding gift and he had planned to send Will's and Jason's all at the same time. Then others started coming out of the woodwork (Doug Goodstein, Scott DePace) to say Fred also forgot to send gifts after their weddings.
Will joked: "Well, I guess I'll never get what I wanted for my wedding." Fred promised to honor this year's weddings (Will & Jason) but refused to go back and make up for his past mistakes. Howard asked Artie how much money Dan the Song Parody Man owed him, but Artie refused to say. Artie did admit he was still owed money by another guy on the staff (but not Teddy, as the crew suspected), and the dude had the balls to go on a vacation to Europe before paying him back. Artie said he wasn't without guilt himself: until recently, he still owed Dominic Barbara a $1,000 for a suit.