Beetlejuice stopped by with Dominic the Midget to promote their upcoming "Battle of the Bowels" boxing match. Beet promised: "If he wants to go to the hospital, I'll send him to the hospital." Howard thought Beet had let himself go too much to deliver on his threats: "You've put on a little weight...I think Dominic [has the edge]." Beet repeated the claim he made a few months ago that the shit that frequently shows up in his pants is put there by Dom, so Dom segued into an explanation of the match's name: "The winner gets to shit in the other's pants."
The pair then took turns showing the crew the moves they planned to use in the bout. Beet got pissed when Dom punctuated his shadow punches with trash talk: "Oh yeah? He's going to bed...he's going to be going to the hospital tonight. Watch me! First punch? He's going to bed." Howard asked Beet why he was crying, so Beet explained: "That's water! That's nothing! He's going to bed tonight and that's why he knows it." Richie and Will reported that Beet smelled like he might've shat his pants, but Beet denied it: "Ain't nothing down there...ain't no crap in my pants."