Howard praised the police who found John's penis on the side of the road after his (then) wife, Lorena, cut it off and tossed out of a car window. John explained that it wasn't great detective work: "They made her tell them specifically where it was...it was kind of across the street from a 7-11."
John said it was a traumatic experience: "I was running around like a chicken with its head cut off." [As Fred play chicken sound effects] Bob cut in: "Or your cock." Howard asked how long John went without his penis, and John replied: "Two hours...[afterward] I had to wait and see if the tissue took. It [now] points to the left a little bit. It looks like the Michelin Man [or] Frankenstein." Howard handed the guys pens and paper to test their language skills. Both got spelled "ache," "knife" and "weird" correctly and almost misspelled "rhythm" the exact same way: John wrote "rythem" and Bob jotted "ryhtem." Howard laughed: "You guys are equally out of it." Bob admitted they were: "It's gonna be a good fight." To prove it, John and Bob each took turns punching a heavy bag.