Stephen Baldwin and Michael Lohan stopped by promote a bunch of random projects. (Howard summed it up nicely: "I don't know what the racket is here, but I want 10% of it.") Howard took one look at Stephen and said he must be using steroids: "You've blown up...what happened to you?" Stephen said he'd just become "husky." Howard thought Stephen's double-chin was a sign of gluttony, and Stephen began to repent: "Gluttony is a sin."
Howard asked Michael how he reconciled his daughter's lesbian relationship with his new found religious beliefs, and Michael explained: "I've had my conversation with her...we all make mistakes. We all fall short." Stephen said God was against gays but balked at saying God was then against Lindsay. Michael continued: "If Lindsay's happy and Samantha's happy, I'm happy...is there a restraining order? No...I spend a lot of time with all my children." Howard asked when Michael had last seen Lindsay, and Michael claimed he hung out with her "about a month ago when she was in New York."
Howard wondered if Stephen believed - like Pastor Manning - that Barack Obama was the Antichrist, but Stephen refused to align himself with the theory. Howard stayed on the attack, asking if the guys masturbated, but both refused to answer. Stephen said it was wrong: "But God will forgive you." "Jesus" then called in to ask if Stephen brought a Bible, and Stephen said he had. "Jesus" then told Howard, "Do me a favor and bash him over the head with it." On their way out, Stephen and Michael said a prayer for show.