Benjy's Salad: Tossed

Benjy told a story about the time he got his salad tossed: "I'm hanging out in South Carolina and a pay phone rings, I pick it up and there's an old lady on the phone...I get her address...and she's this crazy old drunk lady. At the time she was probably in her 50s. At first she was using the bathroom and wanted to blow me while she was going to the bathroom...she was blowing me and she pushed my legs back [behind my head] and started tossing. I was like, 'That's not necessary'...but it feels good."