Gary the Retard also called in with some demands, saying that he wanted to come in with Miss Howard Stern and Zolar. Apparently Zolar's been pestering him with some prank phone calls. (Or something like that - even Howard was confused: "Can anyone tell me what he just said?") Gary explained that Zolar calls to tell him that he's chained Miss Howard Stern to a heater in his bathroom, so Howard said: "I think he's making these things up." Howard also speculated that Gary had the hots for Miss Howard Stern, and Gary confirmed it: "Me and her will go on a date and make you jealous." Howard asked if Gary wanted her to have his baby, and Gary said yes. Artie joked: "That'd be one dumb kid." Gary angrily shot back that he never asked for Artie's two cents.