Natalie Maines Offer Eric the Actor Role on 'Heroes'

The Wack Packer gets an offer he couldn't refuse. Or can he?

Eric the Midget called in to see if Natalie Maines had sent in an apology yet, but Howard reported that she had done something even better: she emailed last night to offer Eric a role on her husband's show, "Heroes," as a superhero who flies - with balloons.

Artie joked: "Or a superhero who thinks whores love him."

Howard and Fred wondered if Eric's desire to buttf-ck the opinions out of Natalie was some kind of bizarre rape fantasy, so Eric reported that Johnny Fratto has promised to commission a Natalie Maines Real Doll so he could do whatever he'd like to her.