Howard then introduced Eric to a representative from the Real Doll company, explaining that he was there take Eric's measurements for a Real Doll facsimile. Eric refused to consent: "No he's f'ing not. I will break his wrist. I don't care if it's painless. Stay the f' away from me." The Real Doll representative thought Eric could expect a share of the profits from the "millions" of Eric the Midget real dolls they hoped to sell, but Eric wouldn't budge.
Eric then told the crew that his parents were still upset about the show publicizing his deflowering, so Howard promised him a consolation prize: High Pitch "Kelly Clarkson" Erik! Who came in and sang a song about her "stinky twat" for Eric, but Eric didn't respond as planned: "Get the f' away from me, High Pitch." "Kelly Clarkson" knew her/his cue: "Who's High Pitch? I'm Kelly Clarkson." Howard then asked Eric if he'd consent to the Real Doll if he could produce Diana DeGarmo - and Eric agreed.