Artie Will Be On Letterman Friday Night

 Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Artie told the crew that he taped a segment for Friday night's Letterman show last night, but it wasn't as awesome as last time, when Natalie Portman was the first guest: "Let me tell you something Howard, she is so f'ing could tell Letterman was taken with her. It must've been the most boring segment. She didn't say a goddamn word." Later, Steve Langford reported that Artie was so fat, he had to have his mom tie his shoes for him before his appearance - if he does it himself, his pants fall down.