Howard got Mike Walker on The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play "The Gossip Game," in which he reads four gossip items - three (allegedly) true, one false - and the crew has to guess the fake. Mike then read this week's stories:
1. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have to keep separate clocks in their home because he runs early and she runs late.
2. Hayden Panettierre snapped at fans for confusing her with Lindsay Lohan.
3. Billy Ray Cyrus has told his daughter's boyfriend that he'll press charges if he beds her.
4. Zac Efron's mom nixed his plans to get a "mom" tattoo.
Howard and Robin thought Billy Ray Cyrus would never interfere with his daughter's wishes. Artie picked the Hayden Panettierre item, saying it was just an excuse for Mike to impersonate a girl's voice. Fred thought the first item was too convoluted. Mike then confirmed that Fred was right...again.