The Beetlejuice Barnyard Game

 Photo: The Howard Stern Show

A caller named Debbie wanted to play a game, so Howard offered her the chance to play the Beetlejuice Barnyard Game. Howard explained that Richard and Sal played a bunch of animal sound effects for Beet and asked him to name the appropriate animal. If Debbie could correctly guess whether or not Beet would know just one animal by its sound, she'd win $1,000.

Howard then started in with the sound effects:

The sound of a cat's meow. Debbie didn't think Beet would know the answer, but Beet was ready with it: "It's an f'ing cat! What the f' are you doing?" A duck's quack. Debbie again guessed that Beet would be stumped, and Beet was indeed confused: "He's a dog." Howard gave Debbie her $1,000 and decided to continue playing the sounds, as Beet's responses were hilarious: A monkey's cry: "He's an f'ing pig!" A turkey's gobble: "I know that's a chicken! You don't have to tell me that!" A dolphin's squeak: "It's a monkey. What else?" An elephant's blast: "Elephant, what?" A horse's neigh: "A horse." A snake's rattle: "I don't know what the f' you're talking about." A pig's snort: "What the f' is that?"