Eric the Midget called in to ask if anyone had seen the "FrankTV" clip in which he was mentioned, but Howard laughed, "The answer is no and no one cares about it." Howard then played the clip to placate the little guy, and Eric actually uttered a "thank you." After a short conversation, Eric noted that he was born on March 11th, leading Artie to joke that Eric's parents must refer to the date as "Three Eleven." Eric shot back that the number doubled as Artie's waist size, so Artie replied, "That's your height...now go see if your cock can reach your ass and f' yourself." Howard asked Eric which of his two Bunny Ranch "girlfriends" he'd save in an emergency, and Eric took his time: "Ooh man...why do you have to put me on the spot like this?...I have to say Haley because she was the one I was with first." Howard then asked if Eric would also choose Haley over his parents, but Eric wouldn't choose and regretted his previous answer: "I should've refused to answer the last one."