Sal came in to complain about the name of the staff's fantasy football league: The Emotional Friends. But before he could say much, Howard asked if he was still living in hell. Sal replied: "Hell started 13 years ago when I walked down the aisle." Howard asked if his marriage was ever good and Sal laughed that it was early on but had gone downhill from there. Sal also admitted that his wife calls him "Commercial Break Boy" because she only has sex with him during "Oprah" commercial breaks - and he always finishes before they're over. Sal added: "The way she takes her clothes off? It's like those guys in prison before they get their assholes checked." Howard told Sal to leave her: "You gotta get out." Sal disagreed though, saying that he had "a typical marriage," calling the situation "an arrangement" and reiterated the fact that he really does love his wife and kids.