Howard took a call from a guy named Nick who said his wife hated the way her stomach looked – so much so that she won't have sex with him. Howard had Gary get Nick's wife on the line and told her that she should be honored to be with a man who loves her in spite of her flaws. Nick's wife didn't want to hear it, saying she would only bang Nick if he'd spring for a tummy tuck: "I don't feel sexy." Eventually Howard gave up because no angle would work for the pair other than a tummy tuck: "These people are fishing for money...I'm getting a grade today and I'm flunking."
Howard then allowed Nick to play a Beetlejuice game for $500, explaining that Sal had asked Beet some Christmas questions and if Nick can correctly guess 3 out 5 times whether or not Beet will know the answer, he'll win. Howard then started in with the questions: Who is Frosty? Nick didn't think Beet would know, but the little guy's answer surprised him: "Aw c'mon. Frosty is the f'ing snowman!" What is the name of the holiday that black people celebrate around Christmas time? Nick correctly guessed that Beet wouldn't know. Beet's response was a winner: "F'ing Halloween, you asshole." Whose birthday do you celebrate on Christmas? Nick thought Beet might say Santa, but Beet nailed it: "I don't have to say, but I already know it: Jesus." How does Santa enter your house? Nick guessed that Beet would know the answer, but Beet's years as an apartment dweller had ruined him: "He leaves the doors open, what else?" Even though Nick had ruled himself out, Howard decided to be generous: "I'll give you one last question. If you get it right, you get $500. If you get it wrong, get off my phone." [audio clip of "Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer"] Name this song. Nick correctly guessed that Beet would mess it up. True to form, Beet said, "It's a bling reindeer. I don't know." Howard then awarded Nick his $500