Sal presented a new parody song titled "Oh Piss On Me" (to the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree"), which led Howard to wonder if Sal had ever actually asked a woman to do that to him. Sal confessed: "I can't. I'm married...I like that it's so wrong. It's so dirty. It's so taboo...[but] I personally don't like the idea of being peed on. I wouldn't object to it if the girl was hot enough, but I don't like the idea of it."