Gary’s Inner Primate On Canvas

Photo: The Howard Stern Show

Jay said that Gary was being an asshole about the gifts he brought for the staff, so Gary came in to say that the gifts – a set of paintings – were stupid. Jay replied: “They’re supposed to be what everyone’s thinking when they’re off [air].” Gary was miffed: “Am I supposed to happy that I’m wearing a monkey suit?” Howard laughed that Robin had been painted with horses, Fred in front of a Martian background, Artie as he was sitting down to a feast – and Gary was surrounded by a primate family.