Jason came in to report that he exceeded the weight limit for the only two non-bedroom activities he and his new bride had scheduled during their Jamaican honeymoon. He's too fat to go horseback riding - or on a zipline tour through Jamaica's jungle canopy. Jason laughed that as fat as he is, he wasn't even in the top 10 fattest guys (or top 50 if you counted the women) at the resort: "I would just look for a [bigger] fat guy at the pool and sit near him." Howard wanted to know how much Jason weighed, so Jason stepped on the scale. Howard laughed: "296. Four pounds away." Jason blamed his weight on his lifestyle ("I eat bad. I don't exercise.") and added that he smokes some weed, which contributes significantly to his laziness/munchies. Jason also explained how he (and his wife) "Naired" his back before the honeymoon, noting what a disgusting job it was. However, even that beat waxing as the last time he got his back waxed he had to pay double the normal rate and the woman doing the waxing kept calling him a bear.