Howard welcomed Alana Love, the Bunny Ranch's 20-year-old pregnant prostitute, and asked her how she got knocked up. Alana explained how she hooked up with an ex-boyfriend, got drunk and ended up in his parent's bed. Alana said she'd only worked one day as a prostitute so far, and tries to wear things that show off her belly: "Guys seem to love it, actually." Howard asked why she didn't want to get an abortion, but she explained how she thought the baby was a gift. Alana's baby's daddy, Everett then called in to deny that it was his kid, saying she was sleeping with a lot of men at the time of conception: "That's a sick bitch."
Howard wondered if Alana was worried about contracting an STD that could hurt the baby, but she explained that she always used protection and took weekly STD tests. Alana added that she was due on Valentine's day and planned to work throughout January - and return to the Ranch as soon as possible after the birth. Alana then whipped out her breasts and Howard was shocked: "Wow! Those are huge! Those are some big melons."