Beetlejuice stopped by to promote his upcoming gigs with the Killers of Comedy and show the crew his new removable teeth, saying, "Yeah, they're fake." Howard noted that Beet was still missing teeth on the bottom, so Beet claimed he was getting the bottom set next year. Howard asked Beet what he'd been up to, and Beet said he'd been working out, adding that he's jealous of all the time Bob Levy has been spending with his new fiancée.
Sal came in to ask Beetle why he didn't like him, and Beetle explained that it was that the audiences react poorly to Sal's act. Howard asked Beetle if he really had a million dollars in the bank, but Beetle claimed the number was closer to 4 million, adding that he'd like to use the money to take Robin out; "I'll bang you on the spot." Richard then came in to talk about drinking with Beet before their early morning flights - Beet loves to get drunk and complain about his home life.
Beet On Quivertine
Howard wondered if Beet really loses his cell phone every week as he'd been told, but Beet denied the story, saying he just trades it in a lot. Robin told the crew a story she heard from Jim Florentine: When he's on tour with the Killers of Comedy, Beet will wake up early and head to the breakfast buffet, and when he's done, he'll go to McDonalds. Then, when the other comedians wake up, he'll eat at the buffet again, this time with them. Beet admitted the story was true, adding, "I'm on a diet."
While he was on the subject, Beetle complained that Jim Florentine smelled like shit, so Sal explained that Jim likes to hold all his farts until he can position his ass in front of Beet's face. Beet also told the crew about Jim's claim to have pictures of himself banging Robin "from the backside." Richard asked Beet if he would date Robin, so Beet claimed he had big plans for her; "I'd take her out and f' her."