No Fat Man, No Midget

Howard started the show announcing that Artie wouldn't be in today as he was attending the funeral of his beloved Grandma Caprio. Howard added that Artie wasn't the only one to leave the show; Eric the Midget has also left the show "forever." Last night, Eric held a press conference to discuss his leaving the show and his new name, "Kendric," which, according to Eric, acknowledged his commitment to his "girlfriend," Kendra.