Howard wondered if Eric's load was also midget-sized, and Eric revealed that it was. Richard came in to say he's seen midget porn in which a little person shot a decent-sized load, adding that he also liked to finish in his underwear like Eric; "I like peeling my underwear off my stomach in the morning." No one was shocked by Richard's weird revelation, so Howard turned his attention to Eric's blotchy skin. Artie joked that they were sending Eric a tanning bed; "Try not to f' it."
Gary told Howard about how Eric was caught in the middle of a "war" between Johnny Fratto and Mutt's "Syndicate" (a faction of the Stern Fan Network), with Johnny claiming that "Syndicate" people were illegally sharing HowardTV videos online. Howard noted that Eric himself broke trust once by posting the show staff's email addresses on the Internet, and Mutt called in to deny that he supported "The Syndicate" or allowed sharing files on SFN.